Iverson Starting

So, two games into his stint with the Grizzlies, and most importantly no starts, Allen Iverson isn't happy. Seriously, who saw this coming? I for one am SHOCKED. I mean, what the heck is Lionel Hollins (and his superiors for that matter) thinking? More importantly, is starting Mike Conley and justifying his selection (which isn't justifiable, just stop) worth alienating the Answer before he even starts playing? Was this not discussed before you signed the guy?

Andres Nocioni goes all Diana Turasi on his way back to Sacramento following a game a couple nights ago. Good job, dumbass.

Then again, at least he's not Popeye Jones. You know you've drank WAY too much when not one, not two, not three, no not even four, but FIVE witnesses call 911 to report your erratic and dangerous driving. Coupled with the fact that the cops needed to wrestle him to the ground and use two sets of handcuffs (?) to apprehend him. Good job, dumbass.

Speaking of dumbasses...Tom Cable. So is it his incredible charm and charisma or his masterful orchestration of the turnaround of the Raiders franchise that has him keeping his job? Or maybe because he hits harder than anyone on the team. It's sad, but true.

Tim Lincecum cited for misdemeanor marijuana possesion. Good job, dumb...eh, who cares? Lincecum can do whatever he wants as long as he's not putting others at risk like the aforementioned dumbasses. Who cares if he smokes a little dope in the offseason.

Boston deals a couple minor league pitchers for Jeremy Hermida. That's funny, I didn't know Boston was in the market for former 1st round busts who will provide absolutely nothing to the team. Was Lastings Milledge on Pittsburgh's untouchable list? Couldn't come up with the right package for Matt Bush?